“Well, here we are in Bourke Street, nice morning it is, the sun is shinning, the trams are honking and today is the FIRST public outing into the wild for baby BOB!! Yes that’s right, today we bring Bob out into the world that his parents adore and love to explore.”

“Yes, Steve isn’t it beautiful”

“Thats right Terri, it is, and I’m sure Bob will also think the same.”

“Oh CRIKEY! look at that one”

“Ohhhhhhhhh Steve, thats the cutest little drugged fucked idiot i have ever seen, can we please take her home with us”

“Not this one Terry, she looks dangerous… Dont try this at home kids, one wrong move and it could all be over for baby Bob, myself and Terri” *walks up to have a closer gawk*

*holds bob near cutest little drugged fucked idiot*

“GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY”

“Jeezus Terry, Im glad we can’t take this one back home with us”

“So am i Steve, So am I, imagine the pain she could have bought to baby Bob if she got him. no food, poor housing, no education the effect could be devastating.”

*Walks down to Village*

“Steve, she is following us”
*yelling in background from drugfucked idiot*

“Quick! lets hide in this Shop” *runs into Best and Less*

“Crikey! that was close, had we not of ran in here she would have attacked us quicker then you can say “”Crikey! Someones stolen my Vegimite”"

*yelling at top of stairs* “GIVE ME ALL YA FUCKING MONEY”

“Terri, i think its time we moved on, this area is dangerous and because we have’nt been here before we don’t know how dangerous it is and I wouldn’t want to put my lil Baby Bob into any unforeseen danger.”

“Good Idea Steve”

*Overhead voice of Terri talking about how drugs are bad mmmkay*

“So Here we are in Little Bourke Street, theres these creatures down here that we don’t have back up north”

“What are they Steve?”

“They’re called TRUCKS Terri, ya dont wanna mess with these big buggers, they will run you over before you can say “Crikey! Someones stolen my Vegimite”

“WoW! Steve.. They are dangerous” *overhead voice of Terry yakkin on about Trucks”

“Look! Theres a drug deal!, oooo and over there! theres a Stabbing, Crikey! These people are ACTIVE!”

“Well Steve, you can see by the way they look they all belong to the same family as that drugged fucked idiot from Bourke Street… Lets get out of here”

“Good idea Terry….. Now Remember folks, when travelling in Bourke Street or Little Bourke Street ALWAYS carry a metal pole or something with you to keep the Beggers, druggies, theifs and idiots away from you…….. And remember, Dont take Natives out of their area, you will upset them and they WILL attack”