Americans, you can feel safe now.
So americans must be feeling really safe by now. I mean its only taken George W Bush 5 years to add 14 hijackers from 9/11 onto a list banning them from ever piloting a plane in America ever again. Five of them still can however pilot planes.
However, all 19 of these hijackers are deceased. However if the five not on the list become bored with their 72 virgins I’m sure they could reincarnate themselves and come back to life.
Funnily enough, the would be terrorists from Britian who recently tried to get on the planes to fly to America are not on the list. So if they somehow manage to not face jail, they are clearred for takeoff. But by the way Bush does things, they can still fly for another 5 years before they are banned.
