My first rant
A few subjects.
1. Door to Door fuckheads who rock up at dinner time demanding you show them your electricity and gas bill because the government said I had to. Conversation went something like this
Energy Australia Rep: Hello, I’m here to look at you Gas and Electricity bill because the Government said I had to to see if you are eligible for Green Energy.
Me: And who are you representing?
Energy Australia Rep: Uh what you mean?
Me: What business or Government department sent you here?
Energy Australia Rep: Oh, I’m from a retail group called Energy Australia
Me: Right, so you are here to find out if I want to swap my utilities over to a different Retail group that comes to my door when I’m trying to eat?
Energy Australia Rep: Yes, now can I see your bills.
Me: No, fuck off.
Energy Australia Rep: Ok I will come back another time.
Me: *shuts door* Don’t bother Fuckhead.
The following day, I rang Energy Australia. Sure, I could have rang them that night. But as a retail group who sells Electricity and Gas their operating hours are 9am-5pm. So I spoke to someone and told them what happened and if it was a standard practice for them to send people to houses demanding to see private letters because the government said so, and the guy told me no. If I wasn’t busy cooking dinner, I would have said more to the rep at the door at the time, but I was hungry.
2. Drivers who don’t give way to pedestrians when they are pulling out of car parks to enter the road. Milena and I were already crossing the driveway when this four wheel drive rocks up, she beeped us, and then proceeded to drive next to us and pull faces and so on. So she sat at the lights because they were red, and made two circles around her eyes because I wear glasses. Which was rather ironic because she was asian. At the time I never thought of pulling asian eyes as my asian nephew has taught me to do I just yelled out she was a stupid bitch. We crossed the road and she had to wait for us to do that and once she turned the corner she again did more shit. Which made me really pissy because a) people in four wheel drives think they own the roads because their cars are bigger, and b) because she was asian and picking on my eyes.
3. Big Brother and the scandal. After watching the video of the incident, Which has Camilla saying “You aren’t going to Turkey Slap me are you?” To which Ashley responded “no something better” and then John held her down and Ash turkey slapped her. This has two points to it. And this is shitting me because people are saying Camilla asked for it. She asked if they were going to do it, which they said no, but they did it, that is sexual misconduct or assault, whatever you want to call it. And John held her down, Which took away her right to be able to freely move away. John, who had a myspace which had on it “Gang banging isn’t dead baby!!!” knew damn well what they were doing. But now the politicians are involved, Howard wants it banned, Beazley wants this season to be the last, the QLD government doesn’t want it to end because it creates jobs for people. That’s over 500 people less lining up a week to put in a form for the dole.
Seriously though, why should it be taken off television? The incident was not shown on television by channel ten, it was shown by channel 7 and 9. Yes, the incident was shown on the internet on live streaming, However this was not prerecorded and then shown at a later time, it was shown live. Therefore it was not considered as a broadcast. However there are other things about Big Brother that shits me. A small list.
1. Kris Noble took over from Peter Abott. Peter kept the show fresh and interesting, and added different age groups and wasn’t after viewer money. Noble only puts in barbie doll females and males. And all younger ones too. If you want to be on big brother now, make sure you are single. Make sure you tick the yes box to “would you hook up with another housemate”
2. The tasks are repetative, I’m surprised we have not been subjected to Slaves and Masters yet.
3. There are other things, which I have to remember what they are first. haha.
Oh another note. I bought a LogiTech keyboard 8 months ago, and it died on me the other day when my bios decided to change the boot up settings by its self. Anyways, I could not find anyone in Melbourne who sold the exact same keyboard, Until I found OfficeWorks, So I went for a short trip and bought it. Once I got home, because we went to the market after there, I had found that the box had already been open and that the cd’s with the drivers for the keyboard was missing, So, this gave me perfect oppurtunity to call them up and explain to them I want a refund for selling me a product that had already been touched, software was missing and so on, They said to take it back down, So I put my dead keyboard in the box instead and hooked the new one up to my computer. Once I got there I spoke to the manager and she asked what was wrong with the product. Cheekily I pointed out the box had previously been open, the cd’s were missing( which also meant the warranty card for product was also missing) and that the keyboard was very dirty. Big Kev couldn’t completely clean it for me. They said I could have a credit. And I told them I wanted a refund as they sold me a faulty product. Which they had, they sold something to me that wasn’t what was advertised on the box. So for $2.30 I gained a new keyboard. This time I won’t throw out receipts.
Great read, you’re absolutely hilarious!