A)- We were drinking at the pub (fucking jaga bombs)
B)- You were told a number of times that there were no lyrebirds at the fauna park, that infact they were peacocks.
C)- You were stealing pretty pink shoes and a hat for me… WHY I have no idea… as I distinctly remember saying I didnt want them.
D)- I needed to pee…
E)- Nate called me, you stole my phone and ran off with it.. talking to Nate, while I pee’ed and was then trying to run after you while doing my pants up, to reclaim my bf who was on the phone!
F)- You tripped over the water main…. I fell over laughing as all I could see was the yetti…. I too was riddled with bindi’s… I also dropped my phone on stones as I was laughing so damn hard.
G)- I came over to you when I realised you were crying.. and actually hurt.
H)- Boof and I tried to reset your finger…
I)- Boof went home to get someone sober to drive us to the hoppital to get GREEN STICK’s
J)- You decided you needed to pee.. so off you go … but not before you got me to undo ya pants for ya..
K)- The cops are commmmmming THE COPS ARE COMINGGGGGGGGGGG
L)- You come strolling back after pee’ing the cops cruise past very slowly.. I am sitting in the gutter, You are trying to do ya pants up.
M)- Sober person arrives… Hoppital and green sticks here we come!
N)- I take you into Emergancy… (I am bumping into walls fucking jaga bombs)
O)- I go back out to the carpark…
P)- We hear the yetti scream from the carpark…. yaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Q)- I try to tell Milena its not you screaming out in pain.. Clearly it was you.. or there really was a yetti loose in Warracknabeal.
S)-Boof proceeds to call his mate Adam… I proceed to steal the phone off Boof… and speak to Adam.
T)- Boof proceeds to roll around the carpark of the hoppital… while I am making grass angels
U)- Laughter takes over.. Sober person gets annoyed.
V)- I need to pee again.. so I find a tree and mark my territory… and my jeans
W)- You come out with a very sore finger… You get into the car and headbut me. (by accident im sure….)
X)- Home again… Boof and I try to make you drink more!
Y)- You go to bed, only to come back out a few minutes later…
Z)- You fall asleep standing up with your head on my shoulder.

Oh and we didnt go to the hoppital to get the Xrays until Monday…

Lub U