Lauren Does it again
So I see my ex gf is still an avid writer to Take 5. Yet another story, But I have to admit this one is rather funny and just shows how fucked up she is.
I woke at 4am, thirsty and bleary-eyes. Walking into the kitchen to get a drink I heard a high-pitched humming sound. I woke my friend Jenni. “Can you hear it” I quizzed. She could, so i knew it wasnt my imagination. But neither of us could work out where the noise was coming from.
Puzzled and growing increasingly worried i turned off all the electrical appliances. But the noise continued.
“What if its something in the roof? What if we go back to bed and it starts a fire” i fretted. I slept fitfullygot up again at 7am and could still hear the noise. I then rang my dad and explained the situation to him. “Maybe its coming from next door” he suggested.
I went outside and stood between my house and the neighbours. I couldnt hear a thing which meant the noise was definately coming from my house.
I rang a friend who came over to help me find the source of the noise. He turned power points on and off, checked inside the roof and finally switched the power off at the fuse box. But still the noise continued.
At a loss i decided to call and electrician. “There must be a problem with your cable supplying power to the house” he said “call the electricity comany’s fault line now and tell them its an emergency.”
I rang the fault line and explained my situation. “we will send someone out” the operator told me, “But if it starts to crackle or sounds like its going to catch fire call us back” When the two men from the eletricity company arrived, they checjed everything over again and decided the only thing to do was to disconnect power to the house completely.
They detached the cable from the house but the noise was still there!
“It cant be electrical because your house isnt receiving any power” the sparky said However as the men were getting ready leave, one said “It sounds like the noise is coming from the shelves under your microwave.”
Impossible I thought. What could possibly be making a noise under there?
We began rifling through the shelves and then we found it. For my 26th Birthday. five months ago, my aunty had bought me a Tamagotchi, or “electronic baby”
The batteries were almost dead and had startedd to emit a high pitched noise – the strange humming sound i’d been so afraid of!.
It was the most embarrassing moment of my life. i went bright red and apologised over and over again to the men who had rushed out to my “emergency”, only to discover my cyber toy needed new batteries.
lets go through this opening. Bleary-eyed. She so did not write that. she is incapable of knowing words and their meanings if they have more then three letters. Editor must of had fun rewriting this story. “I woke my friend Jenni” She really means she woke her Girlfriend Jenni. I love how every girlfriend she has at the time of writing these stories is included! “I knew it wasn’t my imagination” Yea finally your tablets work, but make sure you don’t overdose on them again.
The picture isnt the best i know, but someone scanned it for me.
I LOVE how some things still have not changed, she rang her father because she could hear noises! Wait, it used to be her mother who she would call.
The funniest part is calling the fault/emergency line for her power supplier and they rushed out and turned the power off and tried to find the source of the problem. Oh and they found it. Boy did they find it. She should be reported to Community Services for this one. It was a five month old Tamagotchi in the drawer under the microwave needing to be fed and also new batteries.
People like this, should NEVER breed.
I wonder who she calls when her sex toys run out of life?
