Something funny happened today. Actually no, I happened today.

It’s a rather interesting family political problem. Well it’s not so much a problem, more like a situation. One that my great sense of wit and humour  loves.

My cousin, is getting married. I think he is the most pretentious prick I have ever met in my life.  However, he was nice and invited me to his engagement party, which, I didn’t attend because well, i think he is a prick. But I have good reasons for that.  His wife to be, has never spoken to me, until tonight. and they have been together for a few years.

Anyways, they had a cap on how many people to invite to the wedding, obviously I wasnt invited and I didnt take that personally, However my aunty wasn’t invited and she chucked a tantrum on facebook about it.  To the point where she bought up the engagement party and how her kids were not invited.

I saw this as oppotunity.  I told her that her kids were not invited because they are feral little shits. Which seriously, they are.  She called me a bum and told me that her litter of 6 all have jobs. Which is funny in itself, because she has lived off the government for 30 of her 50 years.

I told her that I may not work right now as i study full time, and that unlike herself and her kids, I attend school, and I wear shoes. (She doesnt  wear shoes, nor do her litter.)

Well this set her right off. There will be a screenshot of all this in a few days, once we remove names and so on.

Anyways, her typical response, which I think she thinks will hurt me is “Go lick another pussy” I am yet to find a lesbian, who calls a vagina a pussy.  At this stage, I was at school in the library,  But I had to walk out, because I couldnt stop laughing, and being that it was a library, I already upset someone in there cos i was laughing. quietly though. So i went for a walk to Gloria Jeans.(Great coffee there if you want your pee to reek like coffee) I couldnt help it, I informed my cousin im really sorry for setting the feral off, but I couldnt hold back. I made a simple reply to her  “You’ve had more cock in you then what Citilink has had cars go through its tolls” She never responded after that. But in between the first and last comments, she did say a bunch of other shit, which I replied to.

After all this however, she wrote how she doesnt care that she isnt invited. which left us all lost for words, considering she was shitty she wasnt invited. But  right now, I am so sick of certain family members. It is at the point where I cant hold back anymore. Some people just need to be told.

And I’ve always been one to say what I think or how I feel. Sometimes, its made me a better person, at other times, its made parts of my life worse?  But now, I dont care, Im sick of people sugar coating everything for the feral and the retard of the family. Note that feral and retard are two different people, although they are sisters.

My life, especially this year, I have really been saying what I think, I’ve been open about alot of things. I’ve told people things that I never thought I would tell them. Some of this hasnt gone down well, but you cant win all of them.

So, I have an aunty who wants to kill me, a mother sister brother girlfriend another sister, a cousin in law and a few other family members who think im funny. and then there is my grandfather.

I made a broad comment that everyone in the family is mental. He took it the wrong way,  And i need to clarify this with him, I didnt mean everyone in the family. just the retard and the feral. Although pretentious prick cousin has spoken to pop for me and told him It was a joke and that feral was out of line and insulting everyone. But hey, the family know i say what I think.

If its a spade, there is no point in calling it a hoe is there?