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Lauren Does it again

4 January 2006 by Jaccerz, No Comments

So I see my ex gf is still an avid writer to Take 5. Yet another story, But I have to admit this one is rather funny and just shows how fucked up she is.

I woke at 4am, thirsty and bleary-eyes. Walking into the kitchen to get a drink I heard a high-pitched humming sound. I woke my friend Jenni. “Can you hear it” I quizzed. She could, so i knew it wasnt my imagination. But neither of us could work out where the noise was coming from.

Puzzled and growing increasingly worried i turned off all the electrical appliances. But the noise continued.
“What if its something in the roof? What if we go back to bed and it starts a…