Jac Ramadge

I found this case at work today.

What’s so funny about it? Oh nothing apart from it being an old 486

Something funny I found.

A 19-year-old man dressed as a penis was arrested for disturbing a high school graduation today at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center.

Calvin Morett of 337 Pyramid Pine Estates allegedly interrupted the Saratoga Springs High School graduation by marching across SPAC’s stage in an inflatable 6-foot penis costume while diplomas were being given out, Saratoga Springs Police Sgt. Sean Briscoe said.

Morett purchased the full-body costume and sprayed parts of the 5,000 people in the crowd with Silly String, Briscoe said. His motive? “He thought it would be funny,” Briscoe said. Morett was ticketed for disorderly conduct, a violation, and will face the charges in City Court on Tuesday, Briscoe said.

edit: I found a picture!

Another design is on the cards. This time however, the design itself will stay the same, the difference this time will how colors will be implimented.

Unfortunately, to do this, instead of using background fill colours, I will have to revert back to images.

That is, If all goes well.

I’ve decided it is time to really go into this subject

I previously wrote

I really hate Melbourne. I used to love it, but now I hate it. After working two jobs in the city, I have realised that the people of Melbourne are oppurtunists. For example:

Trams and Trains: It doesnt matter if you get on a packed train at the first stop, and by halfway through the ride, it is emptied due to people changing to go to another line, and as you move to sit down, someone who just gone on, pushes you out of the way so they can sit down on the seat you were heading for.

Shopping: Many times Ive stood inline to buy whatever I wanted at…

A fortnight consists of 14 days, Which has 336 hours.

110 of those hours is me working.

42 of those hours is me on public transport getting to work

Roughly 100 of those hours is me sleeping.

56 of those hours is me relaxing on my computer playing games and talking to people.

4 of those hours is me at my bosses house for her birthday

24 of those hours is for me to do shopping, showering, eatting, going to the toilet, playing with my nephews, and spending time with mena.