Jac Ramadge

“Well, here we are in Bourke Street, nice morning it is, the sun is shinning, the trams are honking and today is the FIRST public outing into the wild for baby BOB!! Yes that’s right, today we bring Bob out into the world that his parents adore and love to explore.”

“Yes, Steve isn’t it beautiful”

“Thats right Terri, it is, and I’m sure Bob will also think the same.”

“Oh CRIKEY! look at that one”

“Ohhhhhhhhh Steve, thats the cutest little drugged fucked idiot i have ever seen, can we please take her home with us”

“Not this one Terry, she looks dangerous… Dont try this at home kids, one wrong move and it could all be over for baby Bob, myself and Terri”…

something new must go here. Which it will. but at the moment, I’ve had a lightbulb turn on with some new ideas for a banner image. Oh, and the rant about how fucked up my father is.

A few subjects.
1. Door to Door fuckheads who rock up at dinner time demanding you show them your electricity and gas bill because the government said I had to. Conversation went something like this
Energy Australia Rep: Hello, I’m here to look at you Gas and Electricity bill because the Government said I had to to see if you are eligible for Green Energy.
Me: And who are you representing?
Energy Australia Rep: Uh what you mean?
Me: What business or Government department sent you here?
Energy Australia Rep: Oh, I’m from a retail group called Energy Australia
Me: Right, so you are here to find out if I want to swap my utilities over to a different Retail group that comes to my door when…