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A site that is rarely updated enough to really be considered as a blog. Although, I'm sure in the future I may write more often if I can find the motivation and time to do so.

3 February 2009 0 Comments

True meaning of Globalisation

Why?
Princess Diana’s death.
Why so?
An  English princess   with  an  Egyptian boyfriend crashes  in a French tunnel,  driving  a German  car with  a Dutch engine, driven  by a Belgian who  was drunk
on  Scottish whisky, (check  the bottle before you change the  spelling), followed  closely by Italian  Paparazzi, on  Japanese motorcycles; treated  by an American doctor,  using Brazilian [...]

12 January 2009 2 Comments

Cooking Lyrebirds

Before I start, I need to inform you that I take no legal responsibility if you decide to try this very stupid idea.
I remember the night clearly.  It was a nice summers night, In a small country town.  Warracknabeal to be exact. Population just over 2000. But it has four pubs. What is it famous [...]

30 July 2008 0 Comments

How not to mod a pc

I found this case at work today.

What’s so funny about it? Oh nothing apart from it being an old 486

30 June 2008 0 Comments

Man dressed as penis disrupts graduation

Something funny I found.
A 19-year-old man dressed as a penis was arrested for disturbing a high school graduation today at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center.
Calvin Morett of 337 Pyramid Pine Estates allegedly interrupted the Saratoga Springs High School graduation by marching across SPAC’s stage in an inflatable 6-foot penis costume while diplomas were being given [...]

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1 June 2008 0 Comments

Cove

So, I won $50 of credit with COVE A new webhosting business that is about to open. How did I do this? I played a game on air on its radio station. I could have taken $250, but i knocked it back. It was a game like Deal or No Deal. The other case that [...]

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7 November 2007 1 Comment

Oh noes

Another design is on the cards. This time however, the design itself will stay the same, the difference this time will how colors will be implimented.
Unfortunately, to do this, instead of using background fill colours, I will have to revert back to images.
That is, If all goes well.

30 September 2007 79 Comments

Why Melbourne Sucks

I’ve decided it is time to really go into this subject
I previously wrote
I really hate Melbourne. I used to love it, but now I hate it. After working two jobs in the city, I have realised that the people of Melbourne are oppurtunists. For example:
Trams and Trains: It doesnt matter if you get on a [...]

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25 September 2007 0 Comments

numbers in a fortnight

A fortnight consists of 14 days, Which has 336 hours.
110 of those hours is me working.
42 of those hours is me on public transport getting to work
Roughly 100 of those hours is me sleeping.
56 of those hours is me relaxing on my computer playing games and talking to people.
4 of those hours is me at [...]

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11 September 2007 0 Comments

Shoplifters

One thing I have learnt about this job is that when something happens, no matter how big or small, everyone finds out about it. Even those who do not work here, or the other shop. I suppose that is what happens with family businesses though. Here I am, walking into one business and working more [...]

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26 August 2007 1 Comment

Two beds and a coffee machine

So, I have a new job. I have had for a few weeks now. Its a good job. I dont have my boss around me all the time. although we are in constant phone contact cos we are friends as well. and the hours are fantastic! I get to sleep in. Well, I would, except [...]

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