Jac Ramadge

Something funny happened today. Actually no, I happened today.

It’s a rather interesting family political problem. Well it’s not so much a problem, more like a situation. One that my great sense of wit and humour  loves.

My cousin, is getting married. I think he is the most pretentious prick I have ever met in my life.  However, he was nice and invited me to his engagement party, which, I didn’t attend because well, i think he is a prick. But I have good reasons for that.  His wife to be, has never spoken to me, until tonight. and they have been together for a few years.

Anyways, they had a cap on how many people to invite to the wedding, obviously I…